Interesting facts from a close friend

The average chocolate bar has eight insects’ legs in it. - BUT IT DOES HELP YOU BECOME MORE ADEPT IN EXAMS RIGHT?
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night… while asleep! - GOOD THING I DON'T SLEEP THAT MUCH
A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. - WITHOUT HEAD? HMMM... LOL
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. - I WONDER HOW MANY BALD PEOPLE COULD BENEFIT FROM IT?
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. - I'VE HEARD ABOUT THINGS THAT SURRENDER FASTER THAN THAT.
A polar bear’s skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. - RUN THAT TO ME AGAIN?
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants. -NEITHER DO I AT NIGHT. I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR TOO.
‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand. - I ONLY USE THREE FRINGERS WHEN TYPING.
Shakespeare invented the words ‘assassinate’ and ‘bump’. - HE BUMPED HIS HEAD WHILE DODGING AN ASSASSIN, I GUESS
Marilyn Monroe has six toes. - I HAVE SEVEN MOLES ON MY... LOL
If you keep a goldfish in the darkroom, it will eventually turn white. - WHO WOULDN'T?
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. - MEN EAT NEARLY TWICE AS WOMEN'S WEIGHT AT TIMES.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. - GOOD THING I'M RIGHT-HANDED.
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. - MINE DOESN'T. WOULD SOUND FUNNY.. CARLC?
Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using letters only one row of the keyboard. - WHY BOTHER TYPING IT?
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. - GO CHINA! LOL
The words racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. - WHOA?
A snail can sleep for three years. - WICH I COULD DO THAT TOO. BUT I GOT NO TIME.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. - AND SO WAS THE JACKHAMMER?
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. - AND THERE'S NO OTHER PERSON I'D LIKE TO SPEND IT WITH BUT YOU.