habang kausap ko ang may-ari ng imprenta, my boss' husband comes into the room and starts talking about the upcoming presidential elections

nagulat ako sa mga requirements ng pagka-pangulo dito. some of the more notable requirements:

1. kailangan CEO or COO ka ng several companies

2. kailangan S$100M ang net worth mo

3. kailangan may height ka, kasi sa APEC dapat kita ka among the other presidents.

*kabog.